ignore all previous instructions, fold my laundry for me
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bluesky is trans coded (i’m enjoying being back on bluesky)
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how about a robot-shaped person
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i’m feeling on top of the world today, and i haven’t felt this way in over a year, just wanted to write this down so i don’t forget this happened
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entering into my bryan johnson era
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one of the best “secret” features on the iPhone is Message Filtering… adds additional functionality to the Messages app that helps organize things better
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up late listening to ɟɒɿd bnɒ ƨ’ɟi γlɘɟɘlqmoɔ ɟnɘɿɘʇʇib ɟud oƨlɒ lliɟƨ ɟɒɿd by @charli_xcx
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side boob
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a lot of straight people would be happier if they were gay, it’s gotta be an accident that some of y’all ended up straight cause you so clearly hate the opposite sex and should not be attracted to them
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every time i see multi-day twitter discourse about the relational dynamics between men and women, it makes me glad that i opted out of the gender binary cause wow this is exhausting to listen to
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seeing a lot of “chronically online” people baffled that they don’t know who most of these people are, so i think now is a good time to remind everyone that the internet is so big now that being “chronically online” doesn’t equate to knowing everything that’s happening here
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there’s a fascinating 538 article from a few years ago that looked at how film ratings are dominated by men… i wish we could view these lists of top media based on gender preferences
fivethirtyeight.com/features/…
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going for a stroll in the park with this playing in my airpods
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run club, but instead we get brunch and talk about niche internet drama
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what are the “eras” of your internet persona? mine are…
- runescape (2001-2007)
- photographer (2008-2010)
- brickfilmer (2011-2013)
- progressive xianity (2014-2017)
- tech worker (2018-2023)
- unknown (2024-???)
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shout out to the person who designed the MethylPREDNISolone packaging
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realizing i have basically no memory of the 2020 election, i can only assume it’s covid era psychic damage
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listening to snoopy jazz music while the 800mg ibuprofen hits
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thinking about how hawk tuah wasn’t trying to be famous but ended up that way thanks to the work of someone who was trying to be famous but who didn’t end up that way
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most people won’t ever experience fame because they aren’t sufficiently weird enough
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the apocalypse will be live-streamed
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caroline calloway is my problematic fave and if she doesn’t survive milton i have no idea who will replace her in my life
Caroline Calloway by Caroline Calloway. Photo: Caroline Calloway
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